Luke "Kimberly, I need help."
Me "Okay, what did you do?"
Luke "It was stupid. Don't ask."
Me "This needs stitches. Did you pass out?"
Luke "Only a couple times."
Me "The next time Cody does something stupid for no good reason, I'm going to remind you of this."
Don't worry. I patched him up with butterfly stitches and superglue. Unfortunately, I'm not the most gracious nurse at four in the morning so some jeering was involved. Needless to say, Luke's sworn off playing with knives in the middle of the night.
