Verizon

Me "Luke, my phone just randomly shuts off. The battery isn't dead. It just shuts off the power."

Luke "Maybe there's a recall."

After hanging out with me for two hours and watching it do it twice Luke goes, "That ain't right."

So I go looking online. I can't find a recall or anything about it.

Luke says "Go to the nice verizon store. The eastgate one."

I go "Actually, if I dress up and look hot, they're really nice to me at the snobby store."

Luke goes "Well, use your booty. As long as it works for you, right?"


DROPS MOUTH OPEN WITH A POP!

TP Time

On the phone at walmart. Friends will testify, this is not a good idea for me. I'm too blonde to shop and talk on the phone at the same time.
But it was Luke, so I answered it.
"I'm at walmart. Do you need anything?" Currently imagining the security camera personnel watching me walk in circles through the store like a pacman ghost.
Luke "No. Do we need toilet paper?"
Me "I really don't know. Where are the coloring books?"
Luke "The toy section. Maybe you should get some anyways. When in doubt..."
Me "The toy section!!! Okay. Anything else?"
Luke "Nope."

Arriving home, the kids run out to the car. As we unload the car Justin asks "Mom, why did you get more toilet paper?"
Me "Um, we could always use more."
Justin "But, there's nowhere to put it all!"
I walk in to inspect the situation in the downstairs bathroom. And wouldn't you know it, he was right. There's a ton of toilet paper stuffed under the sink. I shrug and think, "Oh well, better than running out."

Tonight I sit down in my own bathroom and lo and behold, whose out of toilet paper?

For Once In My Life...

It's not every day that I get to go to a concert. Heck, I can't even remember the last concert I went to. And to be honest, if I wanted to listen to the music, the album recording is a LOT better. But I couldn't help myself last December when I found out that Michael Buble' would be in Denver.
I got online and fought for those tickets relentlessly. (followed by dancing around the kitchen when I finally got them)

As the months passed, our schedule got tighter and tighter. It began looking almost impossible to make. I was seriously contemplating giving them away or selling them on ebay. But my more childish selfish side won and we came up with an air-tight plan to get to Denver, go to the concert, and get home. (By saying air-tight, I mean could've fallen through at any second.)

After hours of running, packing, and traveling we made it. Michael Buble' was fantastic. Of course, this may all be in prejudice that I, in fact, haven't been to a concert in so long I wouldn't know a good one from a bad one. Or the fact that it was Michael freakin Buble'! Either way, I had a blast!

This kinda thing should be a "to do" on every couples list. Make plans and pull absolutely every possible string to finally follow through.

Oh, and P.S. I got a t-shirt. (Luke didn't want one.)

Where's the Do-Over Button?

A little birdie whispered in my ear that the new supposedly fantastic, brilliant, amazing (pick your adjective) movie, Alice in Wonderland was releasing a soundtrack.
Like all new hyped up movies, they've begun releasing two. The pre-movie music featuring lots of artists and the post-movie music with the scores.

Of course, anyone who knows me... or a even knows me a tiny little bit, knows how much I love Alice in Wonderland. So of course, I'm gonna check it out.
Unfortunately, nothing about this album makes me wanna rip my hair out and go buy it.

It's like they grabbed a handful of popular artists, gave them a title song and said, "Yeah, just whatever. We need it by tomorrow."

*Raises hand* I'd like a do-over, please!

AHA! Moment, Now What?

Today I was driving home from the gym, with my tunes blaring. Okay, so lets just say... the speakers have no chance in hell of surviving my ownership. But that's besides the point.
I had on the new Toby Mac album so you really can't blame me. I was singing with the words I knew and I thought...
"I wish there were more artists like Toby Mac. So good and so cool all at the same time."

Then it hit me...

I bet every record label, literary agent, publishing company, and advertising agency wishes this exact same thing every single day. They don't reject and refuse you because they want to. Quite the opposite. They're dying to find something amazing they can put out there.

Which makes me realize, I need to try harder. A lot harder!

It's time to step up my game, seek outside input (big ouch), and just do it.

Preview...reunion HINTS!!!!

Okay.. so when I say "I'm writing a game" I get a look from people like I've just spoken in pig latin.

I was asked to host a murder mystery party for a reunion in spring of 2011. But the amount of characters didn't cooperate with amount of guests from any box, online version. Besides I've done so many of these... if I had to do one more 20's party I was gonna puke.

So I thought about a few ideas... threw it at people and let them vote.

Basically, here's what came out.

We're doing a large character party.
But coming up with a plot that everyone can follow in a group of 40 + is pretty much impossible. It's already hard enough to follow one of these with a group of 8. So I made it into a game. A life- size game. Everyone is going to have their own objectives and mingling is going to be absolutely necessary in order to complete them. You follow?

This is an extra character that didn't make the final cut. I just put him together to give you all an idea of what kinda thing you have to look forward to.

You are the Big Bad Wolf. Who’s afraid of you? Well, no one’s exactly sure. You enjoy tormenting little pigs and love to huff and puff until houses fall into a big heap. You’ve held a grudge against that Red Riding Hood girl.
(Hey, the chick made fun of your face! If you ask anyone, she’s got it comin! ) You’ve also been spotted stalking Bo Peep’s sheep. Wow, you just never will learn, huh?

INSERT STORY LINE HERE

Costume suggestions : USE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CREATIVITY!!!!!

I Love www.urbandictionary.com

Okay, so here's what you do...you go to the site and look up your name. No I don't know why, but it's fun.

Kimberly
A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Tends to be very sexy and confident.
Going on a mission trip to Ukraine is such a Kimberly thing to do.
compassionate sweet beautiful loving selfless

2. Kimberly
The definition of amazing.
Kimberly is amazing!
kimberly is amazing kim wow

3. Kimberly
Beyond beautiful. Absolutley amazing.

Person #1: That girl in math class is so Kimberly dude...

Person #2: Yeah, I know bro.
amazing beautiful sweet cute hot sexy


4. kimberly
cute, beautiful, and intelligent. enjoys going off topic and will laugh at anything and anyone without a care. she has nice wavy hair that has nver been dyed because shes so real but then again she wears contacts but its ok vbecause she is kind of blind without them (HAHAAHA). has a nice round ass, if you've ever been at the beach with her...lucky lucky. she attracts everyone, male, female, dog, trashcan. i love kim!
kimberly likes to eat
kim kimberly weird fat amazing

5. Kimberly
The greatest most amazing gorgeous person who is loved greatly and even more by Cody Brower
Kimberly or Kim is Perfect and amazing.
kimberly kim perfect sweet gorgeous

6. Kimberly
Kimberly is a awsome person you will ever meet..... She funny and nice and you can always count on her....One day you may meet a Kimberly...Well hope one day you can!
Girl: Hey! Have you meet kimberly yet?
Boy: No why?
Girl: I have she is nice and sweet..You should meet her.
Boy: Okay I will go meet her right now!
met mean sour shouldnt later

7. Kimberly
Kimberly is an irish slang term meaning hot.
boy 1: wow look at that girl over there.

boy 2: KIMBERLY!!!


Yep, this was a total self esteem boast!